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To all those people in Oklahoma right now who heeded my warning back in September, I say, “congratulations!  You’re a Toolmonger to be envied by your lesser-prepared friends and neighbors and respected by your fellow tool nuts.”

To those who ignored me and are as we speak trying to figure out how to clear a half-inch of ice from their car windshields with a credit card (or receiving the scorn of the old guys wandering around Ace Hardware), I say, “Shame.  I told you so.”

By the way, here’s a tip on how to clear your windshield successfully with a credit card: Use it to call AAA.