To all those people in Oklahoma right now who heeded my warning back in September, I say, “congratulations! You’re a Toolmonger to be envied by your lesser-prepared friends and neighbors and respected by your fellow tool nuts.”
To those who ignored me and are as we speak trying to figure out how to clear a half-inch of ice from their car windshields with a credit card (or receiving the scorn of the old guys wandering around Ace Hardware), I say, “Shame. I told you so.”
By the way, here’s a tip on how to clear your windshield successfully with a credit card: Use it to call AAA.