I take it all back. Monster trucks, school buses, dump trucks: racing these is nothing. It’s all nothing compared to the sport of kings, kings like the monster tanks. I think I actually shed a tear watching this video — ah, the sweet harmony of monster trucks and track drives.
It’s all there: the carnage, the delight, and the all-out tank-tracked fun. Oh yes, it will be mine. One day all shall flee before Abramszilla. Flee before me and fear.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled Toolmonger programming.
Battle of the Monster Tanks [YouTube]