Growing up, I came to the conclusion that duct tape wasn’t just adhesive tape — it was more like a secret substance that ninjas used to hold the universe together. Little did I know that my Kung Fu wasn’t strong enough to handle the heavy guns, like this three-foot roll. Reader Simple Simon caught this roll in a rare moment, out in the open where mortals could see it.
We’re guessing this is used for keeping lots of cables from popping up and tripping people — the background looks like they’re setting up for a show of some kind. Its real purpose could also be wrapping up the bodies that the tool ninjas had to dispose of for gazing upon the mystic three-foot roll. We fear for Simple Simon’s safety.
Toolmonger Photo Pool [Flickr]