You know your baby’s a Toolmonger if:
- His favorite outside activity is watching dump trucks and loaders at the worksite.
- As soon as he can crawl, he’s chewing on your work boots.
- He likes sawdust better than banana.
- He uses every object as a hammer.
- He prefers trucks over racecars.
- He seems to be using drool as cutting fluid for his teeth.
- Animal sounds are beyond him, but he makes engine noises.
- Building blocks are an opportunity for demolition.
- He cries when you vacuum, but not when you run the drill press.
- Even wearing a diaper, he sports a Toolmonger’s crack.
Thanks to terinea for the baby Toolmonger entertainment photo!
Toolmonger Photo Pool [Flickr]