The Fusion Contractor 2×4 diverges from the path of your normal multi-tool. Scramble a pencil sharpener, a level, a wire stripper, a pocket knife, storage for one nail, and a faux circ saw blade — and you get the functions a contractor will need? The website aims its spiel at the Father’s Day/birthday crowd, intimating that you might know a contractor who needs this “thematic” knife.
The pencil sharpener seems redundant — but on the other hand, a level in a pocket knife isn’t a bad idea. And what’s the deal with the lucky nail storage? I can’t see where it is in the pictures, but the description indicates it’s there.
Street pricing runs $25 and up.