Here’s an easy way to know if you’re a tool guy: Gaze upon a dirty piece of hardcore machinery like this drill. If you feel nothing then you may be all right. Should you feel an uncontrollable urge to jump in and drill through the nearest building whilst rolling over a small car — warning, you may be infected with tool fever!
The good news: These drills probably cost more than your house, and the average guy on the street will probably never gain access to one. However, anything with this much hydraulic and tracked action ought to be illegal to park in public — the crowd of drooling Toolmongers alone would warrant traffic control.
Toolmonger Photo Pool [Flickr]