If you’re running out of room to store your stuff, you might try reclaiming some of your unused space — just think about it, how much space is there above your garage door? MonsterRAX offers overhead racks in a variety of shapes and capacities, and even the smallest models can support 300 pounds!
If — using the spacial relation powers you developed playing Tetris — you can fit four of the 3′ by 8′ racks around your ceiling, then literally a ton of your junk could hang over your head like the sword of Damocles. Luckily, it’ll be hanging by something more substantial than hair.
These overhead racks start at $200 for the smallest ones.