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At last, say goodbye to the days on the job site when you could only express your team loyalty with mere words. Now you can beat in the message — literally. No one will dare mess with your team after seeing you cling tightly to the simulated football grip — complete with front-facing laces — of this construction-grade, “all-purpose” hammer. Now who’s ready for some football? You are!

NFL’s own online shop carries the pro-grip hammer for only seventeen teams, which means, in this case, Amazon has the bigger selection. For example, the NFL shop doesn’t carry one for the Superbowl-bound Patriots.

Now you might get some flack if you decide to sport a NY Jets green and you live in Texas. But you’re the one holding the hammer, buddy.

That having been said, you might want to pick one of these up if you’re a Miami Dolphins fan. Regardless of your loyalties, you’re looking at a street price of $20.

Team Hammers [NFLshop.com]
Street Pricing [Google Products]
Patriots on Amazon [What’s This?] (B000PCAU7Q) [What’s This?]
Giants on Amazon [What’s This?] (B000PCCM22) [What’s This?]

 

3 Responses to Be A Tool For Your Favorite Team

  1. Patrick says:

    Laces out, Dan!

  2. eschoendorff says:

    This has got to be the most stupid thing I’ve seen since Craftsman released their “blue titanium” tools. Which means that this will probably sell like hot cakes Wish I had though of it first 🙁

  3. Ray says:

    On any construction job I’ve been on, a hammer like that would get you laughed at, and in this case, I suppose, your team along with you.

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