I’ll take a vodka martini shaken by a 43cc motor (but not stirred), please. Sam’s Club offers this two stroke 43cc gas powered blender exclusively to its members as an in-store pickup item. It’s not available in California, which means it’s a pollution maker. And it’s made in China, so don’t let your kids chew on the stand.
On the plus side, this beast has diamond-plated accents, a stainless steel blender cup, and variable speed throttle, so you can mix your chosen poison at your chosen RPM. Pricing: $100.