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The stuff some people build is amazing. You’ve got to have a great imagination — like Mike Stamps from San Clemente, CA — and a sense of humor, too, to create something like this. He devised this contraption to help him with a daily task of which he’d tired: kicking ass.

The Spanish inquisitors — or at least Mel Brooks’ interpretation of them — would be proud. And he’s looking for victims volunteers to work for him and get paid to get their asses kicked. Really.

Ass-Kicking Machine from the Best of Craigslist [Craigslist]


7 Responses to Ass-kicking Machine, Well, Kicks Ass

  1. Geoff K. says:

    This gizmo should be standard equipment at all of our offices. I’d like to place an order for 8 of these… 😉

  2. Tyrone says:

    We all know someone who needs at least one kick in the ass. This is a great machine.

  3. RedLeg says:

    This is not new…. There’s an ass-kicking machine on the side of a rural road in eastern North Carolina that I know has been there for at least 50 years. Link: http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tips/getAttraction.php?tip_AttractionNo==2705

    Nice try…. not an “invention”.


  4. Eric Dykstra says:

    Dear Acme,

    Have I got an idea for you!

    Wile E. Coyote

    I have a vague memory of this being used in Loony Toon shorts. Anybody else remember this?

  5. Ken says:

    That is PERFECT for the village idiot from Texas.

  6. Manuel says:

    RedLeg, this is the deluxe version.

  7. Jon says:

    I would have to call this “industrial art.”

    Our boss is away on sick leave for an extended period, so we are making our own version as a get well gift for him.

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