The stuff some people build is amazing. You’ve got to have a great imagination — like Mike Stamps from San Clemente, CA — and a sense of humor, too, to create something like this. He devised this contraption to help him with a daily task of which he’d tired: kicking ass.
The Spanish inquisitors — or at least Mel Brooks’ interpretation of them — would be proud. And he’s looking for
victims volunteers to work for him and get paid to get their asses kicked. Really.
Ass-Kicking Machine from the Best of Craigslist [Craigslist]