Doh! Pruning With A Lawnmower… Sort Of

Was this guy trying to remove the branch or break the table? Or hoist the table into the tree? All we know is that we’re pretty sure that this is what happens when you’ve had a beer or two and the wife has left you “unsupervised.” At least we hope he’s had a few; otherwise this would just be sad.
Clearly, his buddy who brought the beer over is there, videotaping it so that this guy can prove to his wife that his brilliant idea for taking down that branch actually worked.
At least he didn’t kill the dog.
I think that it’s quite clear that the smartest one there is the dog.