I found these laser scissors over at Grande Portal for $12. The blades are 8″ long and stainless steel, and the laser is FDA approved. And hey — lasers make any tool better, right? Even if you don’t need laser-guided scissors, you’ll probably be the only guy on the block with a pair.
Update: Yes, we think this is a bit silly, too. It’s all in good fun. In case you miseed it: The LaserMax 9000.