Here’s what happens when you give a bulldozer operator a few beers then let him have at cars parked in the field by your business. Sure, this looks like a lot of fun — who wouldn’t enjoy crushing a car with a bulldozer — but let’s hope that one of the guys watching actually owns the car, yeah?
“Excuse me, Mrs. Jones? While you were answering the phone today some of the guys had a six-pack lunch and, um, damaged your car. We can offer you a ride home.”