Caption This Photo

When I came across this photo today, it seemed to me that it brought forth all sorts of fun caption ideas — but I thought I’d let you get in on the fun as well. In comments, drop us a caption for this photo. We’ll pick our favorite sometime next week and send a small tool to the winner.
Thirty seconds later, OSHA showed up…
Queer Eye For The Tool Guy
Building our house…in the middle of the street.
In the Alternative Fix It Group, there was only one real man… and he was already wearing a dress.
The Tool Quartet sticks to the standards
I am woman hear me drill….
“Is anybody watching? No? Good! Let’s shut her up for good!”
The oscars gift baskets get worse and worse every year
Your wife called us. Step away from the deck and no one need get hurt.
“3 reasons to use cordless tools when you’re on a roof.”
Fleetwood Mac almost broke up that day, fortunately a quick trip to the ER, some coke and all was forgotten (quite literally).
The new British group, Toolmonger, opened their first US tour today. The operatic vocals, combined with all-power tool instrumentals, is receiving mixed reviews from critics.
“Power Drills are cheap today, cheaper than yesterday..!”
(sung to Puccini)
Blood, Sweat & Sears
Doesn’t matter how big your power tools are boys, that man-eater will screw you all. RUN!
Gentlemen, start your engines!
“All Your Tools Are Belong To Us.”
One of these is *not* like the other. That’s right — the drill isn’t a cutting tool!
Are we not men? We are DEVO!
WE THREE SAW THE DRILL