Archive for the 'Doh!' Category

Doh! Another Home Shopping Ladder Blooper

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

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Here’s another classic tv moment. While it’s not as violent as our first Doh! ladder blooper, it’s just as funny. Note to producer: let your presenters have some prep time with the product before going live.

Doh! What Happens In The Absence Of Code Enforcement

Friday, November 9th, 2007

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This is a picture of a building under construction – in Spain, I believe, because I heard about this from my dad when he saw the picture it in a local newspaper there. But this is what happens when people throw the plans to the wind and insist on doing things their way.

You might want to print a picture of this and hang on to it so the next time you think, “Damn codes!” you can pull it out and look at it.

Doh! How Not To Wire Your House

Thursday, November 1st, 2007
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Sorry for the grainy photograph, but I actually saw this at a buddy’s house and snapped a pic to share. The extension cord went behind that wall to the boiler room where he has his network devices — router, Vonage VOIP box, etc. – installed and wired out to the rest of the house.

He said he used what he had on hand — an extension cord and hole saw. I’m hoping seeing it on Toolmonger will shame him to remedy this. Feel free to help shame him in comments by, say, explaining why this is prohibited by code.

DOH! Wrecking Ball Traffic Stop

Wednesday, October 24th, 2007

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This is what happens when a three-foot wrecking ball gets loose on the street and pinballs a waiting car. Alex Habay of Pittsburgh found out his late model Taurus doesn’t react to well to getting whacked with a one ton concrete ball. He was sitting in the vehicle at the time

Our first thought: you just know the crame operator had that sinking feeling in his stomach as he watched the ball rolling off the crane and out of sight. Priceless.

Wrecking Ball Gets Loose [Pittsburgh Post-Gazette]

Doh! Break Chuck Week

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007
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After watching this week’s FuBar III demolition demonstration, one reader commented that he’s surprised none of us was injured. Guess what? I was. You can’t see it in the video when it happens, but at one point I put the FuBar completely through the wall and caught my thumb on the wall itself. (I was wearing light gloves, ’cause I forgot my demo gloves.) The result: what you see above.

It actually doesn’t hurt anywhere near as bad as it looks. Really.

Doh! A Sure Way to Lose Fingers

Thursday, October 18th, 2007

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When I came across this video, I watched it a second time to count the luthier’s fingers. Holy crap! He’s resawing a board using a table saw blade mounted horizontally on what looks to be a shaper. With such carelessness, I’m surprised that he had all his digits at the time of the video. For resawing wood, your best bet is a table saw or bandsaw.

Ass-kicking Machine, Well, Kicks Ass

Saturday, September 29th, 2007
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The stuff some people build is amazing. You’ve got to have a great imagination – like Mike Stamps from San Clemente, CA — and a sense of humor, too, to create something like this. He devised this contraption to help him with a daily task of which he’d tired: kicking ass.

The Spanish inquisitors — or at least Mel Brooks’ interpretation of them — would be proud. And he’s looking for victims volunteers to work for him and get paid to get their asses kicked. Really.

Ass-Kicking Machine from the Best of Craigslist [Craigslist]

Doh! Ass-Over-Wheelbarrow

Tuesday, September 18th, 2007

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You’ve got to watch closely to see it, but keep an eye out throught the left-hand garage door around the 0:16 mark in the video — you’ll see a contractor dump his wheel, tipping over it for a fall.

The good news: in comments we discover that the guy’s OK, if maybe a little ego-bruised.

And if you’ve got a cool Doh! moment you’d like to share — it’s cathartic, really — drop us a line.

Doh! Unloading A Car The Fast Way

Monday, August 20th, 2007

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We’re sure everyone’ll admit to considering unloading that stubborn project car from the trailer the “fast way” once or twice.  This clip shows why you should forget that crap, take your time, and bring a friend.

Doh! Falling Crane Hits Moving Car, Misses Driver

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007

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Check out this incredible video over on CNN of a falling crane that crushes the back of a moving car, leaving the driver shaken up but okay.  I thought crane operators attend school and get licensed to do what they do?  What causes accidents like these?

Toppling Crane Flattens Car, Misses Driver [CNN]

Doh! Pruning With A Lawnmower… Sort Of

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007
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Was this guy trying to remove the branch or break the table?  Or hoist the table into the tree?  All we know is that we’re pretty sure that this is what happens when you’ve had a beer or two and the wife has left you “unsupervised.”  At least we hope he’s had a few; otherwise this would just be sad.

Doh! A Very, Erm, Unique Welding Mask

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007
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TM reader Leslie sent us a link to this photo from AOL’s “Top News Photos for Wednesday, June 20.”  Apparently the original caption read: “A welder takes care of a job at a workshop in China’s eastern Jiangsu province.”  You’d think with as many welding masks as they’re shipping around the world to us, they’d keep a few for the employees.

AOL’s Original Link [Warning, Temporary Link.  Look at the bottom for the photo.]

Doh! Shake Hands With Danger

Monday, June 11th, 2007
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Here’s an archived copy of a “safety film about dangers associated with earthmoving equipment operation, showing many great simulated accidents on construction sites.”  Best of all: the whole thing’s narrated by a Johnny Cash soundalike who calls himself — I’m not kidding — “Three-Finger Joe.”

Note: There’s a warning on the hosting site, “CONTENT ADVISORY: May be frightening and surprising to some viewers.”  I watched about five minutes of the 23-minute video and wasn’t surprised or frightened, but you’ve been warned.

Shake Hands With Danger (ca. 1970s) [Internet Archive]
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Doh! Break a Window, Any window

Friday, May 18th, 2007

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This one is just too out there to be “user error.”  Maybe it was a crappy day with the motor controls or there was some kind of hydraulic failure involved.  Either way, it looks like this crane operator was trying to do one of those Scantron fill-in-the-bubble tests with his payload.

Doh! How High Is Too High For This Loader?

Monday, May 14th, 2007
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I think we may have posted this before, but I ran across it again today and couldn’t help sharing it. 

As soon as we saw the size of the dump truck and small reach on the front end loader in this one we knew what was about to go down.  This is a great lesson in knowing your equipment, yeah?

Doh! Be Careful With That Sledge

Thursday, May 10th, 2007

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This poor guy demonstrates exactly why you need to think before you swing a sledge.  Doh!

Doh! The Wrong Way To Learn About Equipment Load Limits

Friday, April 27th, 2007

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There are two ways to learn about the load limits of your equipment: from the manual or from experience.  This video is a great expample of why you should always choose the former.

Note: They say at the end of the clip that (incredibly) no one is injured.  Still, you’ve got to imagine this likely damaged the operator’s career a bit.  “Why’d you leave your last job?”  Hmm…)