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The Week in Tools: Toolmonger Top 5

Friday, April 24th, 2009

It’s been a busy week here at Toolmonger.  If you’ve been spending time in the shop — you should! — and you haven’t had a chance to keep up with Toolmonger this week, we suggest you start with these posts, which our readers helped to select:
Jot Some Notes On A MagNote
Stick one of these MagNotes [...]

Editorial: Sad But True — Shop Pic

Monday, April 20th, 2009

Talk about Doh!  I look back fondly on December of ’08.  I look back on it fondly because it was the last time my shop was functional. It’s my own fault. Seriously, take a look at this picture and tell me this is the shop of someone on the ball. This, quite frankly, is what [...]

Doh! Drop An Engine In

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

Growing up in the video-game era, I can honestly say that most of the time I heard the phrase, “Drop a new engine in it,” I got the idea that it was something that takes about twenty minutes and suddenly you could turn a Yugo into a GTO. After all, you could do it in [...]

Doh! The Crane Is Where?

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

Every time I watch Ax Men I remember why I’m not in the logging business: loggers don’t have good days. Okay days are when no one gets hurt and you think you might still have a job next week. Most days, or at least the ones we see on the show, begin or end with [...]

The Week in Tools: Toolmonger Top 5

Monday, December 24th, 2007

Last week was a busy week here at Toolmonger — which is why we’re putting out the top five on Monday instead of Friday, doh! If you’ve been spending time in the shop — you should! — and you haven’t had a chance to keep up with Toolmonger this week, we suggest you start with these [...]

The Week in Tools: Toolmonger Top 5

Monday, December 10th, 2007

Last week was a busy week here at Toolmonger — which is why we’re putting out the top five on Monday instead of Friday, doh! If you’ve been spending time in the shop — you should! — and you haven’t had a chance to keep up with Toolmonger this week, we suggest you start with these [...]

Doh! Break Chuck Week

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007

After watching this week’s FuBar III demolition demonstration, one reader commented that he’s surprised none of us was injured. Guess what? I was. You can’t see it in the video when it happens, but at one point I put the FuBar completely through the wall and caught my thumb on the wall itself. (I was [...]

Back In The Day: A Year Ago This Week On Toolmonger

Wednesday, September 19th, 2007

Remember old-school Toolmonger that was all young, dumb and full of… vigor? So do we. Check out what we were discussing a year ago this week:

A friend of ours owned up to once conceiving the brilliant idea of cleaning his pilot-light-equipped cooktop with WD-40. Doh!
We suggested that you buy an ice scraper for your car [...]

Back In The Day: A Year Ago This Week On Toolmonger

Wednesday, September 5th, 2007

Remember old-school Toolmonger that was all young, dumb and full of… vigor?  So do we.  Check out what we were discussing a year ago this week: 

We ran across Bosch’s “Dimpler,” a drywall screw setter that attaches to pretty much any power driver, leaving screws at their perfect depth every time.
We posted an early “Doh!” in [...]

Back In The Day: A Year Ago This Week On Toolmonger

Wednesday, August 8th, 2007

Remember old-school Toolmonger that was all young, dumb and full of… vigor?  So do we.  Check out what we were discussing a year ago this week: 

We touted ProVision’s “Eagle” fiber optic scope as a great way to look inside that engine for just $225 — a lot cheaper than a tear down.  Now Ridgid makes [...]

It’s Just Cool: World’s Biggest Digging Machine Accidentally Eats a Bulldozer. Really.

Sunday, January 28th, 2007

Friend of Toolmonger (and sometimes contributor) Lorenzo sent us a link to this crazy piece of news and accompanying photo.  If you look carefully at the above photo, you’ll notice that inside the yellow circle is a full-size bulldozer. 
Apparently the operators cranked up this monster to move it without first locating and securing all the [...]

Doh! Never Park Near a Poorly-Qualified Crane Operator

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007

From what I hear, a crane operator over-extended his load, toppling the crane and dumping its load on this hapless Toyota.  Check the link below for more photos, though be warned: They’re hosted by a site that’s advertising bent and not always safe for work.  That said, the linked page was SFW when I last [...]

Doh! Never Leave Kids Unattended With a Gallon of Paint

Monday, January 15th, 2007

I came across this on Digg this morning.  Apparently no one owned up to actually being related parentally to the kids in the photo, though that’s probably no surprise.
Just a thought: What if it’s not their living room?
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Doh! Never, Never Use the PortaJohn at the Jobsite

Friday, January 12th, 2007

And you wonder why most workers would rather crap in a bathtub or piss in the bushes than use the PortaJohns on most jobsites.  Now you know.
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A Doh!-tacular Video Collection

Thursday, January 11th, 2007

Doh! of the Week: That’s Gonna Leave a Mark

Sunday, January 7th, 2007

This one’s self-explanatory.  I’ve seen a number of “accidents” with Bobcat-style small loaders; for some reason, most people don’t think they require the same care in operation as their larger cousins.
Look at it this way — at least he wasn’t shoveling poo.
Still no response on an opportunity for Sean to check out a real bulldozer. [...]

Doh! of the Week: Watch Those Grinding Sparks

Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007

The Herald Sun reports that “two firefighters and a third person were treated for burns after sparks from a grinder started a fire in Tasmania’s north” yesterday.  Sadly, this is something with which I have some experience.
A number of years ago, I was trying to build my first trailer — a sad steel-and-plywood affair that [...]