Ass-kicking Machine, Well, Kicks Ass
By Rick Reimundez
The stuff some people build is amazing. You’ve got to have a great imagination – like Mike Stamps from San Clemente, CA — and a sense of humor, too, to create something like this. He devised this contraption to help him with a daily task of which he’d tired: kicking ass.
The Spanish inquisitors — or at least Mel Brooks’ interpretation of them — would be proud. And he’s looking for victims volunteers to work for him and get paid to get their asses kicked. Really.
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September 29th, 2007 at 11:25 am
This gizmo should be standard equipment at all of our offices. I’d like to place an order for 8 of these…
September 29th, 2007 at 11:51 am
We all know someone who needs at least one kick in the ass. This is a great machine.
September 29th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
This is not new…. There’s an ass-kicking machine on the side of a rural road in eastern North Carolina that I know has been there for at least 50 years. Link: http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tips/getAttraction.php?tip_AttractionNo==2705
Nice try…. not an “invention”.
Red
September 29th, 2007 at 6:35 pm
Dear Acme,
Have I got an idea for you!
Sincerely,
Wile E. Coyote
I have a vague memory of this being used in Loony Toon shorts. Anybody else remember this?
September 30th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
That is PERFECT for the village idiot from Texas.