Caption This Photo
By Chuck Cage
When I came across this photo today, it seemed to me that it brought forth all sorts of fun caption ideas — but I thought I’d let you get in on the fun as well. In comments, drop us a caption for this photo. We’ll pick our favorite sometime next week and send a small tool to the winner.
Here’s the photo in its original context.



















January 27th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
Thirty seconds later, OSHA showed up…
January 27th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Queer Eye For The Tool Guy
January 27th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Building our house…in the middle of the street.
January 27th, 2007 at 6:16 pm
In the Alternative Fix It Group, there was only one real man… and he was already wearing a dress.
January 27th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
The Tool Quartet sticks to the standards
January 27th, 2007 at 7:27 pm
I am woman hear me drill….
January 27th, 2007 at 9:02 pm
“Is anybody watching? No? Good! Let’s shut her up for good!”
January 27th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
The oscars gift baskets get worse and worse every year
January 28th, 2007 at 5:44 am
Your wife called us. Step away from the deck and no one need get hurt.
January 28th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
“3 reasons to use cordless tools when you’re on a roof.”
January 29th, 2007 at 10:21 am
Fleetwood Mac almost broke up that day, fortunately a quick trip to the ER, some coke and all was forgotten (quite literally).
January 29th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
The new British group, Toolmonger, opened their first US tour today. The operatic vocals, combined with all-power tool instrumentals, is receiving mixed reviews from critics.
January 29th, 2007 at 7:26 pm
“Power Drills are cheap today, cheaper than yesterday..!”
(sung to Puccini)
January 30th, 2007 at 6:13 pm
Blood, Sweat & Sears
January 31st, 2007 at 4:41 pm
Doesn’t matter how big your power tools are boys, that man-eater will screw you all. RUN!
February 1st, 2007 at 4:54 pm
Gentlemen, start your engines!
February 2nd, 2007 at 11:02 am
“All Your Tools Are Belong To Us.”
February 3rd, 2007 at 9:07 pm
One of these is *not* like the other. That’s right — the drill isn’t a cutting tool!
February 16th, 2007 at 8:18 pm
Are we not men? We are DEVO!
February 28th, 2007 at 7:52 pm
WE THREE SAW THE DRILL